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Mott's Shots

Steps:
1. Eat half a cup of cinnamon mott's apple sauce
2. Pour the cup to the top with vodka
3. Mix with finger
4. Slurp hard
5. Get hammered drunk and sing lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd
Jon: Yo dude I got this apple sauce but im tryna get fucked up.
Jonny: MOTT'S SHOTS NIGGA
Mott's Shots by Mystery 7 August 16, 2009

Mott's Applesauce 

Many know it as a classic snack or a delicious side to pork chops, but it was actually popularized as lube when it was discovered during the height of the Third Reich that Hitler used it to become to pussy destroyer we know today. He found it to be more efficient than your run-of-the-mill sexual lubricant.
Nazi Officer: "Furher! A large shipment of Mott's Applesauce has just arrived."
Hitler: "Das is gud. Just in time for the orgy!"

Mott Sseug 

1: An automaton with an absurd hatred towards the ground

2: To absolutely thundercunt someone with enough force to send their ass through a wall
Rog: Dude if you don't shut the FUCK up I will Mott Sseug you through this wall!

Cadmus: Nuh uh

Rog: *Proceeds to Mott Sseug Cadmus through a wall*
Mott Sseug by DaggerSquad December 21, 2024

mott high school

A high school in waterford michigan with a bunch of wannabe gang bangers and drug addicts. The females are either white and stuck up or think they’re the shit and try to fight you. You can’t trust any guys that go there because they WILL 100% play you. Motts still better then kettering tho.
“that girl goes to mott high school”
“yeah she’s fasho a crybaby ass bitch”

Session mott 

A girl who lacks dignity and respect for ones self by insisting on returning to after parties, sleeping with everyone and out staying their welcome.
The session Mott does not know her limits
Session mott by Jennywren October 14, 2014

sesh mott 

Belligerently drunk finance professional, usually found asleep in Chinese takeaways
look at the state of that sesh mott
sesh mott by oinofagnd November 26, 2016

Sean Newton-Mott 

Sean Newton-Mottis the most amazing guy you’ll ever meet. One look at him and you are trapped in endless love and affection. Looking into their eyes you are captivated. Their eyes soft you can see their feelings, wants, needs, and also desires. Their bodies, stunning and perfect to the extent of undesirable desire. Their smiles are like the sunrise and sunset. You would want to see it forever. It is the best thing to ever see and experience. Knowing one on the outside they act tough and hide their feelings from others. They are some times corrupted, but never let it consume them. Well known as fighters and the most strongest people you’ll know. They are caring, compassionate, inspiring, loving, and protective. Never like to see the people they care about to get hurt. If angered they can ruin your life forever. They show the most affection and will spend time with you when ever they can. Also will help you in need. They also love dominance(in bed), is their greatest part along with their personality. Have the best sense of humor. Can make you feel like the only one in the world. Great listeners and can inspire you within time or getting to know. Outgoing and also hardworking. If you dated one he is a keeper. They are loyal and trust worthy and will treat you like a princess...... and the only thing that matters in the whole world. They can be shy with letting you into your life, but if you take the time it will be totally worth it in the end.
Sean Newton-Mott The most amazing person in the world to have in your life.
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