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Motion in the ocean 

When a man's condom bursts open during sexual intercourse, causing semen to escape into the woman's (or man's) sexual organs.
"Gee, Bob! Last night, I had some "motion in the ocean", and now i'm stuck paying child support :-("

Motion in the ocean 

When a guy is peeing (usually standing up), and attempts to get every last bit out, and when he puts it back into his pants, it starts leaking.
Ahh, come on. I’ll just stop. NOOOOOOO not the motion in the ocean! Everyone’s going to laugh at me!!!
Motion in the ocean by jakeyT31 March 24, 2024

it ain't all about the size of the boat, it's about the motion in the ocean 

meaning that regardless if you have a small or large penis, as long as you give the girl pleasure, then you have absolutely nothing to worry about
girl: how big is your cock?
guy: 6 inches
girl: ok, i'll go with that
guy: you need to understand that it ain't all about the size of the boat, it's about the motion in the ocean
girl: yeah, yeah whatever.
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026