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Motion in the ocean 

When a man's condom bursts open during sexual intercourse, causing semen to escape into the woman's (or man's) sexual organs.
"Gee, Bob! Last night, I had some "motion in the ocean", and now i'm stuck paying child support :-("

Motion in the ocean 

When a guy is peeing (usually standing up), and attempts to get every last bit out, and when he puts it back into his pants, it starts leaking.
Ahh, come on. I’ll just stop. NOOOOOOO not the motion in the ocean! Everyone’s going to laugh at me!!!
Motion in the ocean by jakeyT31 March 24, 2024

it ain't all about the size of the boat, it's about the motion in the ocean 

meaning that regardless if you have a small or large penis, as long as you give the girl pleasure, then you have absolutely nothing to worry about
girl: how big is your cock?
guy: 6 inches
girl: ok, i'll go with that
guy: you need to understand that it ain't all about the size of the boat, it's about the motion in the ocean
girl: yeah, yeah whatever.

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026