Mother Hubberd 

An indefinable swear/cuss, it possesses no real meaning or sense.

Can be shouted on all occasions and in all places, such as work, school lessons, college lessons, church, during sex, at a funeral and even while having sex in a church.

'Dude, you're a bad mother Hubberd'
'Get over here you mother hubberd'
'Hey! shop touching my mother hubberds you skanky piece of mother hubberd'

Mother Hubberd by chaosworm June 23, 2009

mother hubbard (Mo Ho)

An unoffensive substitute/variation for mother fucker. Can be used when addressing children.

Little John, you mother hubbard, give me back my barbie doll or I'll skull fuck you with a GI Joe!

mother hubbard (Mo Ho) by strikethru November 4, 2004

Mother Hubbard

1. Someone who deprives someone of something or who holds something out on his friends (doesn't throw them a bone). Derived from the "Old Mother Hubbard" nursery rhyme in which mother Hubbard went to her cubbard to get her poor dog a bone. But when she got there the cubbard was bare, and so her poor dog had none.

Basically a brother who won't hook a brother up.

2. A G-rated substitute for M.F.

I asked that mother hubbard to hook me up with his cousin and he said she was way too classy for me.

Mother Hubbard by I.D. Eclare June 18, 2016

old mother hubbard

When a man is making love to his partner from behind in the kitchen, and he repeatedly bashes his partner in the side of the head with an above cupboard door.

"I gave her the Old Mother Hubbard, and now she needs to take two advil."

old mother hubbard by halibut12 February 16, 2009

mother hubbard

not having any medical : see also bummer and medical emergency

headband: are you going to medicate?
CaliGuyMe: I'm mother hubbard I have not a thing in my cupboard.

mother hubbard by tetrahydroC September 10, 2011

Mother Hubbard

Used by Andrew Garfield in The Amazing Spider-Man
Alternative for saying 'mother f*****'

'You get out right now! that is an order!'
Gwen : 'I'll get everybody out'
'did you hear wh-'
'Gwen, Gwen! You Mother Hubbard are you serious?'

Mother Hubbard by Spider-Man, Spider-Fan October 20, 2023

Muther Hubbard 

A satisfying alternative to the similar sounding offensive word "mother f******"
Originally used by Mother Hubbard circa 1805, when she found her cupboards were bare.
Can be used infront of children, infront of relatives, at the work place and at a place of worship.

To be used in times of despair or when someone has wronged you.

Only to be used as an expression of despair or disapproval but not to be used as a direct insult.

Opening a kitchen cupboard to find that there is no bone for your dog "Muther Hubbard"
Someone has taken the last rolo when you were actually saving it for yourself - "Muther Hubbard"
You have arrived at the airport in good time and there are no queues, but you are at the wrong airport "Muther Hubbard!"

Muther Hubbard by kayeffsea April 11, 2019