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Mother Hoe 

The mother of Hoes
Look at all those hoes around the Mother Hoe
Mother Hoe by Chong March 15, 2003

shit bag bitch ass hoe mother fucker 

An insult generally used to insult someone that you hate with a passion
You shitbag bitch ass hoe mother fucker!!

pimp shiznac'n biatch hoe mother 

tha 1 hoo kno's all, duzz all, c's all, and iz all. the grate one
yo bitch dont mess with tha pimp shiznac'n biatch hoe mother, he mess u up so bad u be shizzing outta ur mouf

fairy hoe mother

Someone who is wise and aggressively helps their friends find hookups when they don’t have the confidence to pick others up. Basically, an aggressive wingman.
I’ll be you’re fairy hoe mother at the club and find you someone to rebound with.

FHM: “That person at the bar winked at you, go say hi”
Friend: “I dunno, don’t think it’ll work?”
FHM: “I’ll set the scene for you” (goes and plays wingman)
fairy hoe mother by SeksiLexi421 April 20, 2024

motherhood statement

A platitude verbal contribution to a group, to show you are alpha, but has little or no value, and provides no constructive solution, only talk. Manager that have no skills, but have a well paid position, often do the mother statement talk. Who else can waste the time of experts and not be chastised for it?
Appointed Boss-man: We cannot go forward with these production inefficiencies.

Engineer: Thanks for that motherhood statement, we're golden now!
motherhood statement by sitizor March 1, 2016
Word of the Day on November 30, 2020

motherhoebitch 

A word to yell out loud when something or somebody pisses you off. A word that will help release your anger as you shout it out and then bring a smile to your face as you realise the profanity you just shared with everyone else in the room.
Teacher "Ali, unfortunately I'm going to have to give you a D for your parent's evening History report."

Ali "motherhoebitch!!
motherhoebitch by Alzamatralz March 11, 2011
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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