Moses'd

When a girl has sex with someone while on her period. The name comes from moses parting the red sea.

"Bro I heard that Jake got totally moses'd by Brittany last night."

Moses'd by G4m3rg0rL69 February 5, 2020

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Moss'd

to get burnt deep in a football game

Moss'd by Josh December 7, 2003

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To get embarrassed in a football game, similarly to the way Randy Moss embarrasses his opponents

"RJ, #24 just got Moss'd by #30"

Moss'd by MissDimplz January 26, 2005

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If you know anyone named “Moses” then you are required to kiss them.

someone: hey, it’s National “Kiss anyone named Moses” Day
someone named moses: say less!

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The act of using alcohol and/or drugs to rape a person, and therefore losing your phase graduation and being forced to move down the hill.

I was going to get with Tiffany, but I heard she got Moss'd last night....now I wouldn't even fuck her with shaw's dick.

moss'd by DOC Skrillaz April 11, 2007

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To do things half ass. As in how, he ran most of his routes.
To quit. Like he did on most of his teammates and fans.

That job making tacos sucked. I Moss'd.

Moss'd by Raiders2016 November 24, 2016

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When you first spread a girls legs before sex while she is on her period.

You are my moses daddy after spreading me in that horrific position

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