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Moses'd

When a girl has sex with someone while on her period. The name comes from moses parting the red sea.
"Bro I heard that Jake got totally moses'd by Brittany last night."
by G4m3rg0rL69 February 5, 2020
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Moss'd

You just got Moss'd.
by Josh December 7, 2003
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Moss'd

To get embarrassed in a football game, similarly to the way Randy Moss embarrasses his opponents
"RJ, #24 just got Moss'd by #30"
by MissDimplz January 26, 2005
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National “Kiss anyone named Moses” Day

If you know anyone named “Moses” then you are required to kiss them.
someone: hey, it’s National “Kiss anyone named Moses” Day
someone named moses: say less!
by Moses Day February 26, 2020
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moss'd

The act of using alcohol and/or drugs to rape a person, and therefore losing your phase graduation and being forced to move down the hill.
I was going to get with Tiffany, but I heard she got Moss'd last night....now I wouldn't even fuck her with shaw's dick.
by DOC Skrillaz April 11, 2007
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Moss'd

To do things half ass. As in how, he ran most of his routes.
To quit. Like he did on most of his teammates and fans.
That job making tacos sucked. I Moss'd.
by Raiders2016 November 24, 2016
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Moses Daddy

When you first spread a girls legs before sex while she is on her period.
You are my moses daddy after spreading me in that horrific position
by Kickasskaleb July 6, 2017
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