2 definitions by Kickasskaleb

Crystal Daddy is when a girl puts her legs behind her head and you hold her hands while you are doing intercourse.
Oh Caleb, you are my Crystal Daddy after putting me in that filthy position.
by Kickasskaleb February 18, 2017
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When you first spread a girls legs before sex while she is on her period.
You are my moses daddy after spreading me in that horrific position
by Kickasskaleb July 6, 2017
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