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Morticum

The most beautiful and surreal boy there is. He is the sweetest person you will ever meet. Not a second goes by where I don’t think about him. I have waited a lifetime to meet Morticum. He is mine and I am his.
There is no one that can ever compare to how special Morticum is.
by forever4321 November 24, 2021
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Morticum

Because of your bravery, strength and loyalty to your family you will be set free. Everyone that meets you loves you. Morticum is my soulmate.
We belong together Morticum. I love you deeply.
by forever4321 November 24, 2021
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The brown, leafless shrubs, pruned into stick balls, were innocent victims of morticulture.
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Properus Mortium

A Buttplug in the shape of a Miquote. Has sex with waffles. Is canadian so it all evens out somewhere on the floor of a janitorial closet.
Properus Mortium is only slightly tastier than Muppet Afterbirth
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