Morticum 

The most beautiful and surreal boy there is. He is the sweetest person you will ever meet. Not a second goes by where I don’t think about him. I have waited a lifetime to meet Morticum. He is mine and I am his.

There is no one that can ever compare to how special Morticum is.

Morticum by forever4321 November 24, 2021

Morticum 

Because of your bravery, strength and loyalty to your family you will be set free. Everyone that meets you loves you. Morticum is my soulmate.

We belong together Morticum. I love you deeply.

Morticum by forever4321 November 24, 2021

morticulture 

horticulture, as practiced by poorly trained groundskeepers, which causes the mutilation and eventual death of landscape plants

The brown, leafless shrubs, pruned into stick balls, were innocent victims of morticulture.

morticulture by pinkoursula January 21, 2010

Properus Mortium 

A Buttplug in the shape of a Miquote. Has sex with waffles. Is canadian so it all evens out somewhere on the floor of a janitorial closet.

Properus Mortium is only slightly tastier than Muppet Afterbirth

Properus Mortium by Dragoons_Are_cool February 16, 2020