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Properus Mortium

A Buttplug in the shape of a Miquote. Has sex with waffles. Is canadian so it all evens out somewhere on the floor of a janitorial closet.
Properus Mortium is only slightly tastier than Muppet Afterbirth
by Dragoons_Are_cool February 16, 2020
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mugGet the Properus Mortiummug.

FUCKED

BEING JAY
JAY IS FUCKED
by Dragoons_Are_cool February 23, 2022
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mugGet the FUCKEDmug.
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