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Definitions by Dragoons_Are_cool

BEING JAY
JAY IS FUCKED
FUCKED by Dragoons_Are_cool February 23, 2022

Properus Mortium 

A Buttplug in the shape of a Miquote. Has sex with waffles. Is canadian so it all evens out somewhere on the floor of a janitorial closet.
Properus Mortium is only slightly tastier than Muppet Afterbirth