Mortatch
The act of wiping one's ass so violently it bleeds, creating a mixture of blood and feces. In Argentinian culture, it is seen as a very distinguished manner of proposing to a girl you're interested in.
"Bro I can't walk today, I mortatched my ass so hard last night I'm still recovering."
"How did I get my betrothed's hand ? Easy, I just mortatched myself in front of her father, he couldn't refuse."
"How did I get my betrothed's hand ? Easy, I just mortatched myself in front of her father, he couldn't refuse."
Mortatch by Lord Long Shlong August 26, 2022