Mortatch

The act of wiping one's ass so violently it bleeds, creating a mixture of blood and feces. In Argentinian culture, it is seen as a very distinguished manner of proposing to a girl you're interested in.

"Bro I can't walk today, I mortatched my ass so hard last night I'm still recovering."
"How did I get my betrothed's hand ? Easy, I just mortatched myself in front of her father, he couldn't refuse."

Mortatch by Lord Long Shlong August 26, 2022

Mortatch

To succeed in everything you undertake in the most badass, coolest way possible.

"Did you see how Simon absolutely went mortatch on his dunk last game ?"
"I haven't studied for my test but I'm pretty sure I'm gonna mortatch it anyway"

Mortatch by Lord Long Shlong August 26, 2022

Mortatha 

When you meet a lady for the first time and she is larger than expected.

"How did that date go the other night?"
"Okay, she had a nice heart but was a bit of a mortatha"

Mortatha by Mortatha December 10, 2020