Guy 1:Man Mors Mutual Insurance is so helpful, just got my car back
Guy 2: Yeah i used it 3 minutes ago
Oppressor kid: now you gonna use it again!
boom
Mors Omnibus is an amazing death cult lead and founded by a glorious undead man called Bando Durante. Bando Durante is so hot and cool and I love all his bones and that skull is so handsome.... anyway.. Mors Omnibus worships the deity, Lamashtu and the demon, Glasya-Labolas in hopes they will destroy the world (hooraaay!)
Did you see Bando's new fabulous cloak?
O em gee! Yes!! He was strutting around Mors Omnibus all stylish and handsome...
Oh boy oh boy Bando Durante, the leader and founder of the Mors Omnibus cult is so beautiful!!