Mors Mutual Insurance

Your only insurance agent on speed dial mostly because of people under the age of 10 going to the "shoe store"

Guy 1: Bro i had to call Mors Mutual Insurance again

Guy 2: Let me guess Oppressor?

Guy 1: yeah

by ShittyWriter69 August 07, 2021

Mors Mutual Insurance

The thing you call after flying motorbikes hit the shoot button

Guy 1:Man Mors Mutual Insurance is so helpful, just got my car back
Guy 2: Yeah i used it 3 minutes ago
Oppressor kid: now you gonna use it again!
boom

by ShittyWriter69 August 17, 2021