Mors Mutual Insurance

The thing you call after flying motorbikes hit the shoot button

Guy 1:Man Mors Mutual Insurance is so helpful, just got my car back
Guy 2: Yeah i used it 3 minutes ago
Oppressor kid: now you gonna use it again!
boom

by ShittyWriter69 August 17, 2021

Mors Mutual Insurance

Your only insurance agent on speed dial mostly because of people under the age of 10 going to the "shoe store"

Guy 1: Bro i had to call Mors Mutual Insurance again

Guy 2: Let me guess Oppressor?

Guy 1: yeah

by ShittyWriter69 August 06, 2021