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Mors Mutual Insurance 

The thing you call after flying motorbikes hit the shoot button
Guy 1:Man Mors Mutual Insurance is so helpful, just got my car back
Guy 2: Yeah i used it 3 minutes ago
Oppressor kid: now you gonna use it again!
boom

Mors Mutual Insurance 

Your only insurance agent on speed dial mostly because of people under the age of 10 going to the "shoe store"
Guy 1: Bro i had to call Mors Mutual Insurance again

Guy 2: Let me guess Oppressor?

Guy 1: yeah