The greatest hypermarket/general conglomerate that the United Kingdom has ever seen. In the beginning, there was simply ASDA. However, after losing his left toe in a tragic deli-counter accident, Grocer Sainsber Morrisbury I developed a radical idea. A one-stop shop for everything. Funerals: โ
Spiritual Enlightenment: โ
Puff Pastry โ
This was 1982.
Now, in 2021. You are truly never more than 12 ft from a Morrisbury's. Sainsber Morrisbury III took over the business when his father, Sainsber Morrisbury II perished in a tragic frozen foods experiment. It was widely speculated that Malcolm Walkรฉr had perfected the secret to eternal life. They were wrong.
Sainsber Morrisbury III has invested deeply in the business and has sewn the rewards. His personal wealth now matches the nation of Turkmenistan. He even has a fully automated microwave oven with dot matrix display which shows such delights as:
๐๐ฃ๐๐ค๐ฎ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช๐ง ๐ข๐๐๐ก
๐ฒ๐ถ๐๐๐พ๐๐! ๐ซ๐๐ ๐ธ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐พ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ฝ๐พ๐๐ฝ
โ๐๐ฆ๐ฅ๐๐ ๐! ๐๐๐๐ค ๐ค๐๐๐ฅ ๐จ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ฅ.
Sainsber Morrisbury III personally funded research & development to determine the possibility that lemons may possess demonic powers. The R&D results have yet to be published.
๐๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐พ๐ ๐ถ๐๐น ๐๐๐๐, ๐ถ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐พ๐๐ท๐๐๐'๐
PS: Visit us at Morrisburys.co.uk
Now, in 2021. You are truly never more than 12 ft from a Morrisbury's. Sainsber Morrisbury III took over the business when his father, Sainsber Morrisbury II perished in a tragic frozen foods experiment. It was widely speculated that Malcolm Walkรฉr had perfected the secret to eternal life. They were wrong.
Sainsber Morrisbury III has invested deeply in the business and has sewn the rewards. His personal wealth now matches the nation of Turkmenistan. He even has a fully automated microwave oven with dot matrix display which shows such delights as:
๐๐ฃ๐๐ค๐ฎ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช๐ง ๐ข๐๐๐ก
๐ฒ๐ถ๐๐๐พ๐๐! ๐ซ๐๐ ๐ธ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐พ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ฝ๐พ๐๐ฝ
โ๐๐ฆ๐ฅ๐๐ ๐! ๐๐๐๐ค ๐ค๐๐๐ฅ ๐จ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ฅ.
Sainsber Morrisbury III personally funded research & development to determine the possibility that lemons may possess demonic powers. The R&D results have yet to be published.
๐๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐พ๐ ๐ถ๐๐น ๐๐๐๐, ๐ถ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐พ๐๐ท๐๐๐'๐
PS: Visit us at Morrisburys.co.uk
Dearest Former Employer.
I am hereby telling you to stick your shitty job up your arse as I have found better employment at Morrisbury's. The Wakefield branch to be exact. Please pass my comments to your area manager who, I hope, will take these great critisisms on board.
Firmest Regards,
Spdan Aialding.
I am hereby telling you to stick your shitty job up your arse as I have found better employment at Morrisbury's. The Wakefield branch to be exact. Please pass my comments to your area manager who, I hope, will take these great critisisms on board.
Firmest Regards,
Spdan Aialding.
by Jeradith August 16, 2021
Get the Morrisbury'smug.