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Moronathon 

Moronathon (adjective) a term used to describe a gathering of three or more morons.
Cuntree and his friends are having another moronathon.
Moronathon by Dragonlady58 December 5, 2020

moronathon 

when groups of people act like total idiots for hours on end
especially people that are high, or people that are just plain stupid. a combination of the words moron and marathon
father kicking in door-alright you potheads, stop the moronathon and get the hell out!
moronathon by arch king October 29, 2005

moronotorist 

1. Literally, a motorist who is a moron.

2. A motorist who drives irresponsibly, at the risk of bodily harm or death to self, passengers, and other motorists. A moronotorist passes on blind curves, passes motorists who are signalling for left turns, drives too fast for visibility and road conditions, ignores warning signs, and neglects ordinary precautions.
Moronotorists on Hwy 395 frequently try to pass you when you're turning left. A lot of them don't wear their seat belts, so they get ejected. Then they get run over by other moronotorists who are driving too fast to see them in time to stop.

Moronotorists would run over the ambulance crew too, so CHP has to stop all traffic going both directions, and the ambulance crew needs squeegees and dust pans to pick up the pieces.
moronotorist by Downstrike December 28, 2005

moronathon 

Expanding on above definition, also used in singular sense to describe a person who is simply a moron. The extra suffix is just used to rolling effect and may sound more refined than simply "moron". Expanding on above definition, could also be the merging of moron and marathon to denote the idea of a very large group of idiots running in a race which ended a week ago and thinking that the streets are deserted because they are just way ahead of the pack.
In a heated argument, your say he's a moron, he says you're a moronathon, and you hang your head in defeat.
moronathon by diablo1010 October 26, 2009

Moronathon 

(noun) a lengthy debate on social media which only escalates and never resolves. Usually involving trolls and gullible people with too much time and not enough sense.
Did you see that post blow up? What a total moronathon.
Moronathon by Notwhotheythink123 March 10, 2020

moronathon 

a marathon where the competitors are all morons
mitchell won the first prize gold medal in the olympic moronathon this year
moronathon by scapegirl February 17, 2025
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Respectfully 

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