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Morning Coffee 

When you wake up 1st, fuck your girl in the ass, then put it in her mouth and make a stirring motion.
My girl wore no pants to bed; I had no choice but to give her my morning coffee.

top of the morning coffee 

the greatest coffee ever made by an Irish man (Seán William McLoughlin)
top of the morning coffee is the best because its Irish

A brownie with my morning coffee 

A subtle way of mentioning you took an enjoyable poo this morning while or before drinking your coffee.
Sorry for being late. I had a brownie with my morning coffee, and it took longer than expected.

morning glory coffee 

Hey do you want some morning glory coffee?
OR

Im gonna get some morning glory coffee.

coffee in the morning 

coffee in the morning means you just had a sex hook-up the night before and the person you banged stayed the night
Daniel, "Hey you wanna come over tonight and chill?"
Ilana, "Only if coffee in the morning comes with it."

*Ilana wants to have sex with Daniel and stay the night*
coffee in the morning by happyefi September 15, 2016