Morning Water

NOTICE: This word has an abbreviation. It is Mater pronounced Mah-ter, it rhymes with water. Now for the definition.
The shit you drink when you first wake up because your throat is dry as a bone. Morning water tastes like uh-oh stinky 97% of the time. If it tastes good, consider yourself very lucky. Night water is better.

James: Dude that mater tasted actually good this morning.

Sammy: Bruh, can I have some of it!?!??
James: Nien. Go gitcher own morning water biiiiiitttcchhh!

by Snoobab March 27, 2020

Morning water

Whatever bodily liquid you wake up in from the night before.

Person 1.I must have had a really awsomr dream last night my bed was soaked when I woke up.

Person 2.Dude! Tmi I don't need to know how your morning water came about!

by Conker1 October 5, 2016

morning water

that glorious first piss of the morning.

Edvard likes to start his out his day with a nice steaming mug of his own morning water.

by Dickie Moist October 8, 2003

Morning Water

When you wake up and your stomach rumbles and you have diarrhoea that comes out as golden liquid.

"My diet results in morning water everyday"

by Ekker October 19, 2022