Morning Sap

When a woman wakes up with a female version of morning wood, and rides the morning wood until she gets filled with the morning sap.

Crystal woke up this morning with a morning wood beside her, so she climbed on and extracted the morning sap.

Jene and Frank enjoy seeing the morning sap ooze from the morning wood.

Alice really has a bad case of the morning sap while she walks around at work.

by Lars Dav March 3, 2017

Sap O' The Morning Wood

Sap O' The Morning Wood basically refers to when you try to piss with morning wood. Needless to say, it's splashy, messy, and downright humiliating if someone uses the toilet after you.

Sap O' The Morning Wood is also known as Yellow Fire Hose, Anti-Air, The Bear Grylls Windmill and Gold On The Ceiling.

I woke up with a stiffy and experienced some Sap O' The Morning Wood.

by Obloid July 1, 2014

Sap O' The Morning Wood

When you jerk off in the morning in order to get rid of your morning boner.

I had an important interview that morning, so I rubbed out a sap o' the morning wood, got dressed, and left the house.

by SpringFellows May 26, 2016

Morningcap

a drink to cap off your morning.

Can I interest you in a morningcap, my dear?

by ZStyle90 January 26, 2010