Sap O' The Morning Wood

Sap O' The Morning Wood basically refers to when you try to piss with morning wood. Needless to say, it's splashy, messy, and downright humiliating if someone uses the toilet after you.

Sap O' The Morning Wood is also known as Yellow Fire Hose, Anti-Air, The Bear Grylls Windmill and Gold On The Ceiling.
I woke up with a stiffy and experienced some Sap O' The Morning Wood.
by Obloid July 01, 2014
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Braniac - Science Abuse

A TV show which is supposed to be educational but it's basically just Richard Hammond blowing stuff up with chemicals.

It's shown in schools a lot of the time but that's alright if you like watching people getting tasered and trying to swim through golden syrup.
All the explosions in Braniac - Science Abuse look awesome!
by Obloid July 01, 2014
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