Morning Brew

A mixture of dried snot, drool, and eye crust mixed with your first cup of coffee in the morning. If there was sexual intercourse or any other similar actions, cum and fecial mater, if involved, can also be added to make a more potent mixture.

Nothing wakes you up better than a nice steaming hot cup of morning brew.

by DeMarkus & Chang December 14, 2010

morning brew

the first urination of the morning when it is extremely yellow and foul smelling...

It's 12:00 p.m. and i just got doing pissing, that was surely my morning brew...

by Vincent Young March 22, 2005