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A game where 15-30 year olds senselessly beat eachother apon the head with zwiehänders and pans. Everytime you die, you lose approximately 1/4th of your brain cells.
Person in the chat just trying to enjoy a game of mordhau: "Hey good luck everyone!"
Another person in the chat: "stfu *racist word* *racist word* little *another racist word*"
Mordhau by Mahatma ghandi September 20, 2019
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Penny Mordaunt MP 

Blonde, 34D, dull facial expressions 24/7, not much to add really
Dave: Who you voting for
Steve: Miss Big Tits
Dave: Oh Penny Mordaunt MP, you’ve got very good taste, mate
Steve: Haven’t I just 😉

moðhaus 

Typically used in Icelandic to describe a low-life looser who has no future.
"Ekki vera svona mikill moðhaus, Bjössi!"

"Bjössi er algjör moðhaus!"
moðhaus by TOMMITOMATUR January 31, 2018

mordaunt 

Damn girl! Your so Mordaunt!
mordaunt by deborah October 18, 2003

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026