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A game where 15-30 year olds senselessly beat eachother apon the head with zwiehänders and pans. Everytime you die, you lose approximately 1/4th of your brain cells.
Person in the chat just trying to enjoy a game of mordhau: "Hey good luck everyone!"
Another person in the chat: "stfu *racist word* *racist word* little *another racist word*"
Mordhau by Mahatma ghandi September 20, 2019
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Penny Mordaunt MP 

Blonde, 34D, dull facial expressions 24/7, not much to add really
Dave: Who you voting for
Steve: Miss Big Tits
Dave: Oh Penny Mordaunt MP, you’ve got very good taste, mate
Steve: Haven’t I just 😉

moðhaus 

Typically used in Icelandic to describe a low-life looser who has no future.
"Ekki vera svona mikill moðhaus, Bjössi!"

"Bjössi er algjör moðhaus!"
moðhaus by TOMMITOMATUR January 31, 2018

mordaunt 

Damn girl! Your so Mordaunt!
mordaunt by deborah October 18, 2003
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019