When a person or animal is morbidly obese (has a BMI of 40 or more and is at a greater risk for illnesses including diabetes, high blood pressure, sleep apnea, gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD), gallstones, osteoarthritis, heart disease, and cancer) but somehow retains a hint of cuteness.

John: Linda, your cat is stupid fat; she's struggling to breathe right now. It's kind of cute.
Linda: Yeah, she is morbidly tubby.

morbidly tubby by jdawg124 December 25, 2011

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Morbidly Online

Someone who is constantly online and engages all day every day on the internet and has fits of rage, very typically having no jobs.

Deshaun "I love this game, this game is the best, I have 500 accounts because I play it all day every day since I no job to work at and I'm only 29."

Tony "Wow, this guy is morbidly online, what a sad life."

Morbidly Online by nice990 October 20, 2022

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Morbidly Retarded

Someone who is so totally clueless that they will believe absolutely anything you tell them. A lifelong condition which can prove fatal without intervention.

"I told Mikey that in order to jump start his car it needs to be hit from behind at 30mph. He's so morbidly retarded that he was about to do it until someone told him otherwise."

Morbidly Retarded by UprTupr December 29, 2012

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Morbidly Obese

To be so fat that your life has no worth. Hiding candy thoughtout one's room is a sign of being obese, but blaming others for it makes one morbidly obese.

If your only purpose in life to making CO2 and turning food into feces

My friend Damian is morbidly obese. He spends all day sitting around watching the price is right and eating bonbons. He is a fat mess. He is too fat to fit in our canoe.

Morbidly Obese by Fat Clown's Neighbor December 6, 2006

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