Morbicity 

Morbid Obesity

She doesn’t want to admit, she’s not just a little overweight or thick but suffers from morbicity.

Morbicity by StarSh1ne January 28, 2025

Mombacity 

the extent of; the degree to which something has spread; the size or scale of something.

I was amazed at the mombacity of the destruction caused by the hurricane.

Mombacity by SuperCool_Dude December 3, 2021

moronicity 

(n.) The degree to which one is a moron.

Can you believe the moronicity of that guy?

moronicity by CrayonFrosh March 13, 2006

Mobility Scooter 

Quite possibly one of the worst inventions of the 20th century. Originally used by lovely old people to drive down to the shops or to bingo. Now increasingly being overrun by stupid idiots and people who cannot see two feet beyond their meter thick glasses. The average top speed of these death traps has gone from a pleasant 10km/h to a painful 100km/h, which is inviting to those with a need for speed, GTA enthusiasts and retired race car drivers. These horrendously fast yet silent vehicles are perfect for running down innocent pedestrians and causing havoc at four way intersections and down the middle of Main Street.

Guy 1: Hey yo heard Billy got a Mobility Scooter?
Guy 2: Damn! My grandma owns one of those things.
Guy 1: He managed to run down 20 peds and he's still goin.

Mobility Scooter by Mr. Wonderful Wonderful June 1, 2016

Black Man Mobility Vehicle

A vehicle used exclusively by a black man for the purpose of traversing tough terrain.

On average, most drivers of the vehicle have the high and tight recon haircut.

- Like my Black Man Mobility Vehicle?
- Yeah man it's awesome!

Black Man Mobility Vehicle by BlackManMobility May 25, 2013

Mordacity

- Noun

1. The quality of being mordacious; sharp or sarcastic in style or tone.
2. A readiness or tendency to bite things.

The author's droll mordacity helps capture the sense of discontent and disillusionment that was prevalent in Northern England in the closing years of Thatcher's premiership

Michael's irrepressible mordacity ensured that his possessions, what few he had, as well as any individuals who came across him, very quickly found themselves covered in vicious bite marks

Mordacity by Charlemagne1993 June 16, 2017

Morbiosity

Morbid curiosity.

“Why are you staring at that car crash? You know it killed two people!”

“Morbiosity”

Morbiosity by Pogoextreme August 10, 2021