A small (but tight-knit) group of truly insane people at Stanford Dance Marathon. Apparently just being a dancer for 24 hours isn't quite enough, so they show up early, leave late, go insanely nuts the entire time, and make everyone else feel silly for even considering taking a break.
"My feet hurt. But if the maniac moralers can do 30 minutes of cartwheels... on stage... in ninja turtle costumes... to Lady Gaga's Pokerface... I guess I can keep going."
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).