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Mopey Fuck 

A mopey fuck is a person who is always pessimistic and sad about every bloody event in their life. A mopey fuck will constantly act glum regardless of the occasion and often persistently talk about how terrible their life is and will always find a negative to even the happiest of events.

Mopey Fucks are unlike normal realists, despite being miserable about life's misfortunes, they seem to bring them upon themselves by constantly being pessimistic, in fact, they seem to enjoy misery and suffering, despite how much they piss and moan about it.
Person 1: My gosh, it's such an awesome day outside! The sun is shining brightly in the cloudlessly blue sky, a cool breeze is gently rippling the crisp air....

Person 2: All I see is pain and misery...

Person 1: Go piss off, you mopey fuck.
Mopey Fuck by Leto172010 December 26, 2010
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Money-Fuck 

When you're so rich you can fuck your girl on a pile of money.
Would you like to donate a dollar to dying children today?

No, but when I get home I'm gonna money-fuck my wife.
Money-Fuck by But Sects April 9, 2016

Money Fuck 

Over tipping a waitress or bartender because they are hot.
My boyfriend just money fucked the bar tender because she had DD tits.
Money Fuck by WauzekaD September 17, 2010

Chase money fuck bitches 

Go after money, disregard the opposite gender (or anyone in your way)
Lukas:” Dang she kinda fine I’m make her mine”
Me:” Shes a cheater. She will make you broker than broke. Work for your money. Chase money fuck bitches”

West Texas Fuck Money 

West Texas Fuck Money, refers to the concentration of wealth in Austin, TX due to large inflows of liquidity from states like California, New York, and Illinois. Housing prices in a three year span doubled, pricing out many of the local residents.
Louie: “The chicks in this city have gotten exponentially hotter since the turn of the century”

Varun: “Huh, I wonder if that’s a product of WEST TEXAS FUCK MONEY”

FUCK MONEY 

so much money you say fuck money
FUCK MONEY by JACKHEAD314 December 14, 2009

fuck money 

Fuck money is THE fuck money. You need that money to fuck with and that is why everyone fucks with it and needs it son
FUCK MONEY IS A NATIONAL HOLIDAY

I spent like 60 thousand fuck money last year at Olive Garden
fuck money by jassh92 September 5, 2015
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