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Mopey Fuck 

A mopey fuck is a person who is always pessimistic and sad about every bloody event in their life. A mopey fuck will constantly act glum regardless of the occasion and often persistently talk about how terrible their life is and will always find a negative to even the happiest of events.

Mopey Fucks are unlike normal realists, despite being miserable about life's misfortunes, they seem to bring them upon themselves by constantly being pessimistic, in fact, they seem to enjoy misery and suffering, despite how much they piss and moan about it.
Person 1: My gosh, it's such an awesome day outside! The sun is shining brightly in the cloudlessly blue sky, a cool breeze is gently rippling the crisp air....

Person 2: All I see is pain and misery...

Person 1: Go piss off, you mopey fuck.
Mopey Fuck by Leto172010 December 26, 2010
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Money-Fuck 

When you're so rich you can fuck your girl on a pile of money.
Would you like to donate a dollar to dying children today?

No, but when I get home I'm gonna money-fuck my wife.
Money-Fuck by But Sects April 9, 2016

Money Fuck 

Over tipping a waitress or bartender because they are hot.
My boyfriend just money fucked the bar tender because she had DD tits.
Money Fuck by WauzekaD September 17, 2010

Chase money fuck bitches 

Go after money, disregard the opposite gender (or anyone in your way)
Lukas:” Dang she kinda fine I’m make her mine”
Me:” Shes a cheater. She will make you broker than broke. Work for your money. Chase money fuck bitches”

West Texas Fuck Money 

West Texas Fuck Money, refers to the concentration of wealth in Austin, TX due to large inflows of liquidity from states like California, New York, and Illinois. Housing prices in a three year span doubled, pricing out many of the local residents.
Louie: “The chicks in this city have gotten exponentially hotter since the turn of the century”

Varun: “Huh, I wonder if that’s a product of WEST TEXAS FUCK MONEY”

FUCK MONEY 

so much money you say fuck money
FUCK MONEY by JACKHEAD314 December 14, 2009

fuck money 

Fuck money is THE fuck money. You need that money to fuck with and that is why everyone fucks with it and needs it son
FUCK MONEY IS A NATIONAL HOLIDAY

I spent like 60 thousand fuck money last year at Olive Garden
fuck money by jassh92 September 5, 2015
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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