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a person from the outback who listens to slim dusty, lee kernaghan and plays a banjo. she loves knitting and baking pies. she sometimes has her noose on, her goose on, her produce on, her abuse on, and her footloose on. but more often than not, she just has her moose on.
tuson with her moose on
tuson with her caboose on

moose on the table 

Expression for an issue no one wants to adress in a meeting.
"well, thats a moose on the table of a situation there"
moose on the table by aba March 28, 2005

Moose On The Loose 

When someone smears their shit all over the stall,on the toilet, on the floors. And leaves it for the next person.
Yo I walked into the bathroom stall shit was smeared everywhere..... THERES A MOOSE ON THE LOOSE!!!?

moose on a jew 

a misguided but lovable attempt to share in someone else's cheer. derived from the house episode "it's a wonderful lie", when house told wilson that his christmas reindeer antlers were actually "a moose on a jew".
he tried to blow out the candles on YOUR birthday cake? well there's a moose on a jew for you!
moose on a jew by LimpingPsycho December 17, 2008

Moose on the bus 

When you shit on the bus and smear it all over the bus and windows.
Cooper left a moose on the bus after school today

Moose sperm on the steam

When plastic donkey shower is in Albuquerque and hurts rebus with mooseram and frank comes out and eats all the taco time
Oh no your such a moose sperm on the steam
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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