Moosed On

Getting moosed on means that someone mooses on you.

"Ya'll mafukin mooses get off my lawn. I'm getting moosed on.

by Rex Dixon May 6, 2019

moose on

a person from the outback who listens to slim dusty, lee kernaghan and plays a banjo. she loves knitting and baking pies. she sometimes has her noose on, her goose on, her produce on, her abuse on, and her footloose on. but more often than not, she just has her moose on.

tuson with her moose on
tuson with her caboose on

by some guy who knows a moose on May 17, 2010

moose on the table

Expression for an issue no one wants to adress in a meeting.

"well, thats a moose on the table of a situation there"

by aba March 28, 2005

Moose On The Loose

When someone smears their shit all over the stall,on the toilet, on the floors. And leaves it for the next person.

Yo I walked into the bathroom stall shit was smeared everywhere..... THERES A MOOSE ON THE LOOSE!!!?

by Aggieballer33 October 5, 2017

moose on a jew

a misguided but lovable attempt to share in someone else's cheer. derived from the house episode "it's a wonderful lie", when house told wilson that his christmas reindeer antlers were actually "a moose on a jew".

he tried to blow out the candles on YOUR birthday cake? well there's a moose on a jew for you!

by LimpingPsycho December 17, 2008

Moose on the bus

When you shit on the bus and smear it all over the bus and windows.

Cooper left a moose on the bus after school today

by Cooper haters of America November 4, 2021

Moose sperm on the steam

When plastic donkey shower is in Albuquerque and hurts rebus with mooseram and frank comes out and eats all the taco time

Oh no your such a moose sperm on the steam

by Tony the cat April 20, 2022