Moose Nuts

When someone is being a dumbass or a retard

Stop that moose nuts

by niokka July 12, 2007

moose nuts

Egg size testicles that are large like those on a moose, especially a pair that is extra droopy.

person 1: Roscoe was tea bagging me the other day and his balls were so big they wouldn't even begin to fit in my mouth.

person 2: Oh, you didn't know he had moose nuts?

by The Tea Bagger December 21, 2010

Moose-nut

A name used to refer to one of your bestest friends.

I love you my little moose-nut!

by racklecat March 23, 2021

moose nuts

when your nuts hang down to your knees due to a lack of semen.

the man pulled down his pants to moon us, but all we saw were his moose nuts.

by Ipodium November 29, 2007