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Moonlight Pirates

Bros who meet up on Full moon evenings for Pirate cosplay.

Activities may include fencing each others peg legs, shivering each others timbers and definite ass play.

Evening ends when all participants have received a cum shot to one (or both) eyes. (Reminder to BYOE - Bring Your Own Eyepatch)
Hey did you see those Moonlight Pirates over there? Tighten your belts, clench your butt cheeks and avert eye contact!
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Moonlight pirates

Someone who is "straight by day, gay by night". Lurking in moonlight, looking for some fun.
Deep in the night, I am looking for some fun. Moonlight Pirates

Moonlight pirates

a) Someone whose a fag, (gay) and probably likes to sit nearer than 5 feet to their bro in a hot tub.

b) Cosplay pirate that enjoys mooning people.
Eg. “Man, look at those moonlight pirates over there!”

“Ayo check it out! There’s one moonlight pirate inside another! That shits crazy man!”

Moonlight Pirates

The participation in homosexual activities involving pirate cosplay and moonlight. Origin: Caribbean. Rumored to involve Rum, Coconut Oil, Vasoline and four of your best mates.
Honey call the police, I saw the moonlight pirates in the yard with coconut oil and vasoline again!

I was walking on the beach and was deeply disturbed by the activities of the moonlight pirates.

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...