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Moonlight Pirates

Bros who meet up on Full moon evenings for Pirate cosplay.

Activities may include fencing each others peg legs, shivering each others timbers and definite ass play.

Evening ends when all participants have received a cum shot to one (or both) eyes. (Reminder to BYOE - Bring Your Own Eyepatch)
Hey did you see those Moonlight Pirates over there? Tighten your belts, clench your butt cheeks and avert eye contact!
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Moonlight pirates

Someone who is "straight by day, gay by night". Lurking in moonlight, looking for some fun.
Deep in the night, I am looking for some fun. Moonlight Pirates

Moonlight pirates

a) Someone whose a fag, (gay) and probably likes to sit nearer than 5 feet to their bro in a hot tub.

b) Cosplay pirate that enjoys mooning people.
Eg. “Man, look at those moonlight pirates over there!”

“Ayo check it out! There’s one moonlight pirate inside another! That shits crazy man!”

Moonlight Pirates

The participation in homosexual activities involving pirate cosplay and moonlight. Origin: Caribbean. Rumored to involve Rum, Coconut Oil, Vasoline and four of your best mates.
Honey call the police, I saw the moonlight pirates in the yard with coconut oil and vasoline again!

I was walking on the beach and was deeply disturbed by the activities of the moonlight pirates.

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026