Moobito Share definition Flag A Mexican man with freakishly large moobs (man boobs). I went to Wal-Mart and saw a Moobito in the flesh! I think his balls grew on his chest! Moobito by Madame Kiki May 12, 2016 0 0 Get merch Get the Moobito mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch