good school. some really smart kids and some total morons. seriously, exceptional geniuses in one class, complete boneheads in another. everything to the extreme. pretty much your stereotypical high school, if it had palm trees it would look like a movie set. decent teachers, good football, looks like it has about 1/10 of the money attending that it really does, but no worries. it's better in retrospect than when dealing with it for those four years. red and black are respectable colors, mustangs are a pretty good mascot, better than some stupid college ones like banana slugs, rainbows, or farmers. nice location, but not enough parking for the spoiled shits who get brand new cars from mommy and daddy. the parking lot is treacherous, the sign-out and leaving policy sucks, and the principal looks like a transexual with a bad haircut. all in all, monte vista high school isn't the worst, we complain too much because we're mostly all spoiled suburban brats, but at least it isn't san ramon valley high...
Monte Vista is on Stone Valley Road, which has the stupidest speed limit ever and if you don't go at least 45 on it, you will get shot at by the Blackhawk soccer moms in oversized SUV's.
by ambivalent alumnus January 15, 2005
high school in danville where the girls are drunken whores, and the guys think they're black. or in the case of a certain engyptian (moneir), you are convinced you are black.
by Seth January 27, 2005
Mon-ta Vis-Tah n.
1. high school in danville that is equivalent to a fashion show 2. haven for aspiring "American Top Model" wannabes 3. high school fulla drama, as is expected of most high schools 4. students from this school like to hate on the lamer high schools like Cal
1. high school in danville that is equivalent to a fashion show 2. haven for aspiring "American Top Model" wannabes 3. high school fulla drama, as is expected of most high schools 4. students from this school like to hate on the lamer high schools like Cal
Student from MV: Hey wanan go to the football game agisnt Cal?
Student 2: OMG NO! There are gangsters in San ramon!! I heard they even have minorities at their school, how could they?!
Student 2: OMG NO! There are gangsters in San ramon!! I heard they even have minorities at their school, how could they?!
by Danville resident January 14, 2005
Girl 1: Dang- did you hear that Jessica got knocked up again?
Girl 2: She goes to Monte Vista, huh?
Girl 1: Yup.
Girl 2: She goes to Monte Vista, huh?
Girl 1: Yup.
by Smokey September 12, 2003
A school where the rich and spoiled students bitch about how the "rich and spoiled" students are gay and how this place is gay because the people are too caught up with their money.
Anyone who has bitched about how bad their life is and how they hate this place on a website that no one will ever see.
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by Chubster May 9, 2005
The most ghetto town west of the Mississippi river. Located in the San Luis Valley, the only thing more abundant then the Mexicans are the heroin overdoses. The only people that live here are drug lords and potato farmers. Not only are the people here annoying, they are literally AIDS. If you're looking to get mugged on your way to church come to Monte.
by ELCHAPO@@@ January 18, 2018
A school full of wiggers and drunk whores
A school full of people who will say "i hate fake people so much" when in reality they are the fake ones.They are fiends for attention.The kids that dress like theyre from the hood have lived in danville all there lives and usually have one "hood" outfit.They buy there "ghetto ass clothes" from stores like zumies and mainland and for some, true east. They say finna and nigga and take pictures posing with alcohol.They will post facebook statuses as "so high", "getting drunk".The girls wear short booty shorts and tank tops and are sluts.They also hate other girls for being sluts when they are sluts, which makes no sense.If a guy can fight then everyone is scared of him, but even the biggest bitch from the hood could beat his ass.They listen to Taj he spitz and rappers from the bay, and they think all bay music is keak da sneak, e40 and too short. Even though all that music is 9 years old, they bump it like it just came out.They all have Iphones and complain about how poor they are.Stealing alcohol is like murder in danville. They all take pics posing with the thizz face and they think thizz is smelling piss. they do drugs like xanex and oxy cotton, they do anything to get high
A school full of people who will say "i hate fake people so much" when in reality they are the fake ones.They are fiends for attention.The kids that dress like theyre from the hood have lived in danville all there lives and usually have one "hood" outfit.They buy there "ghetto ass clothes" from stores like zumies and mainland and for some, true east. They say finna and nigga and take pictures posing with alcohol.They will post facebook statuses as "so high", "getting drunk".The girls wear short booty shorts and tank tops and are sluts.They also hate other girls for being sluts when they are sluts, which makes no sense.If a guy can fight then everyone is scared of him, but even the biggest bitch from the hood could beat his ass.They listen to Taj he spitz and rappers from the bay, and they think all bay music is keak da sneak, e40 and too short. Even though all that music is 9 years old, they bump it like it just came out.They all have Iphones and complain about how poor they are.Stealing alcohol is like murder in danville. They all take pics posing with the thizz face and they think thizz is smelling piss. they do drugs like xanex and oxy cotton, they do anything to get high
"Man lets go to Monte Vista Highschool, danville to pick up some bops!
"Nah man all they got there is shitty weed and some dumbass that think hes from oakland, and if we get in a fight he gonna tell his dad and he gonna tell the police and im already on probation i dont need that shit"
"word"
"Nah man all they got there is shitty weed and some dumbass that think hes from oakland, and if we get in a fight he gonna tell his dad and he gonna tell the police and im already on probation i dont need that shit"
"word"
by Cantblametheyouth April 30, 2010