Monster Man

This is the description of a man who behaves like a monster and who has trouble socialising with other humans. These individuals often reside in the Midlands area of England, but are also found in towns on the North West of England.

Nigel: That guy over there looks mental, he is giving me dirty looks and is making crazy noises that are quite scary.
Paul: Watch yourself, he's a "Monster Man" so I wouldn't start anything. He will rip you in two.
Nigel: I wasn't going to.

by Paul Fleming July 11, 2006

Vagina Pants Monster Man

A person who gets so much VAGINA they're a monster

Jake:Hey you remember Todd?

Tom: Yeah he's totally a Vagina Pants monster man!

by Bigboi7777 May 17, 2011

Butt Cheek Monster Man

A man with a buttcheek for a head and has no arms

Holy Crap It’s a Butt Cheek Monster Man

by Nijfhdksssjeked November 22, 2018

Mantua Closet Monster

when in a drunken stupor, you piss/shit in the closet.

"Why the hell are my shirts wet? Oh, God, the SMELL! Who the fuck let loose the Mantua Closet Monster?"

by lil ralphie February 4, 2010

Mandy monster

A little goblin mate who crawls around on all fours sniffing out Mandy to scran

That billbag mongs out on the Mandy, what a Mandy monster!

by childgroomer June 12, 2023

Monstermind

Noun

A terrifying, dangerous, wild, bizarre, unwhimsical, and extremely cruel manipulative genius.

Verb
to monstermind (third-person singular simple present monsterminds, present participle monsterminding, simple past and past participle monsterminded) To harass and To act in the role of a Monstermind.

Gang banging, Race hating, Drug dealing, and pimping someone else's girlfriend or wife is definitely Monsterminding

by MikeKal July 19, 2009

Gage Munsterman

A male who is Josh's bitch.

Gage Munsterman...You are my bitch.

by Ilikedaboys December 15, 2010