monster burp
The ginourmous burp that follows the consumption of a Monster Energy Drink, which is oddly louder than a normal burp.
monster burp by Bryan Griffin February 18, 2008
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Monster Burp
A burp so monstrous, so terrifying, so unbelievably loud and scary you may shit yourself once it is heard.
Guy 1: Bro make a Monster Burp!
Guy 2: Alright-auuuAAAUAUAUAAU!
Guy 3: Holy fuck, was that sasquatch?
Guy 2: Alright-auuuAAAUAUAUAAU!
Guy 3: Holy fuck, was that sasquatch?
Monster Burp by Dan the Frying Pan November 2, 2022
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MONSTERBURG
MONSTERBURG: Dave Monsterburg, that is. Award Winning, Celebrity Facebook Comedian Phenom. His posts are non-stop fun, his friends are outrageous. He’s been copied, but never been topped. The humor flows like a river of diarrhea in an old folk’s home. Nothing about the Monsterburg page will ever be “normal”, what is normal anyway? Guaranteed to twist your mind and warp your values; it’s like travelling through the “Comedic Twilight Zone”. Mind distorting humor is there for all to participate and appreciate. The sarcastic brand of humor is not for the feeble minded, weak hearted, or those prone to sharting; nothing is off limits to be made fun of, and nothing will be off limits. The non apologetic comedy is what makes it the best page on Facebook there is. Dave Monsterburg and his lively bunch of cohorts with their “Off” brand of humor will make you pee your pants from laughter.
Can someone call my therapist, I'm addicted to the Monsterburg and can't sign off Facebook.
MOM....Dave Monsterburg made me pee my pants again!
MOM....Dave Monsterburg made me pee my pants again!
MONSTERBURG by P@ .....bwhahahaha!! November 21, 2009
Monsterburg Manor
The house of Dave Monsterburg, where he conducts his strange experiments in social networking, side splitting comedy and others thing that the loyal followers love everyday, the manor is the coolest place to live this side of Disneyland
Monsterburg Manor by doyac January 21, 2011
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026
Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
jody
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.