Monster Box

an excessively hairy female vagina

J. Lo has a monster box.

by Heywood Jablowme November 04, 2003

Monster Box

huge female vagina

Alanis Morrisette has a monster box

by easy e January 13, 2003

Box Monster

The natural muscular contractions of the inner vagina that, much to the surprise of the provider of pleasure, grabs a hold of the trespasser and pulls it inward.

When I was fingering my girl last night her Box Monster grabbed my fingers and pulled them deeper into the cave. I was flabbergasted!

by theirishpig December 05, 2005

box monster

Cask of wine. So called because its box shaped, and the morning after consuming one, the box monster jumps around inside your head.

I'm going to the bottle shop, do you want a box monster ?

Ugh, the box monster paid me a visit last night.

by Paul Johnson November 12, 2003

box monster

woman's camel toe is soooo outrageously huge, she could get a camel toe with a skirt...

Did roast beef curtains fall down, or is that a box monster?

by vegas May 26, 2003

X-Box Monster

That cheap ass energy drink you can buy in Lidl

Heyoo brotherman, will you get me an X-Box Monster in Lidl?

Ofc my homedog!

by Handrup May 11, 2021