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Yet another euphemism for penis. Used by one of the celebrity contestants (Faith Salie) to answer a question (wrongly) which could, by a stretch, be otherwise answered by a word meaning penis. On Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me, Saturday, May 8, 2010, Lightning Fill In The Blank
An australian man was busted for bigamy after his first wife saw his blank: Answer: "Monotask?" (Correct answer was "wedding announcement and photo in a newspaper."
Monotask by Chicago15 May 14, 2010
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monotasking

The performance by an individual of one task, and only one task, at a point in time. Monotasking can be more productive than multitasking because it allows an individual to put all their attention and focus on the task at hand. This allows fewer mistakes than would be made if the individual were multitasking.
"With so much time on his hands, Peter decided to monotask for the rest of the day."

"Bob told me that monotasking is so much better than multitasking."
monotasking by K. H. Lee March 16, 2008
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Monotasker

One who requires their complete focus to do one thing at a time.
I saw another monotasker almost get hit by a car today, trying to cross the street while talking on a cellphone.
Monotasker by A.J. Hoffman November 29, 2007

monotasker

opposite of multitasker. much better than this lame-ass single tasker 4000 people think is cool, according to my inbox. what is wrong with you people. kiwis have been using monotasker for a long time so i hope it replaces this odious single tasker.

ok so it's not quite the opposite of multitasker, that would be doing nothing one thing at a time. kind of like my teenager.

maybe nonotasker is the next missing link?
my dad got really mad once when his lunch fell off his bike carrier in front a downs syndrome guy who just about PHSL. the orange rolled into the gutter.

my dad is such a total monotasker mate.
monotasker by i think it's mini March 25, 2010

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026