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Ryan Montgomery

Best known for his entrepreneurial ventures, Ryan Montgomery innovates on the latest trends and gives advice to his supporters via his online channels. He is also the CEO of a reputable multi-state substance abuse facility named Boca Recovery Center.
Wow, did you see Ryan Montgomery’s latest post? I couldn’t be more motivated!

Flea Market Montgomery 

Flea Market Montgomery can be easily described as being just like a mini mall.
Living rooms, bedrooms, dinettes, oh yeah! You can find 'em at the market, we're talking 'bout Flea Market Montgomery. It's just like, it's just like a mini mall. Hey Hey!
Flea Market Montgomery by Wayne! December 13, 2008

dacre montgomery 

incredibly talented actor from perth, australia. also the hottest person that has ever walked this earth.

known for playing jason scott aka the red power ranger in the 2017 adaption of the film and for his inCREdibLe performance as billy hargrove in seasons 2&3 of stranger things.

recently dropped a podcast called ’dkmh’ which is his beat poetry set to music. a very relaxing listening experience (i recommend).

long story short, dacre montgomery is the perfect guy.
”dude, have you seen the new season of stranger things? my mans dacre montgomery absolutely killed it!”
dacre montgomery by abigsoftie August 12, 2019

Flea Market Montgomery 

Flea Market Montgomery is just like, its just like, its just like, a minimall.
Flea Market Montgomery by Sub Jan September 12, 2007

Montgomery Cooler

The Montgomery Cooler is when you have 2 partners one layinen on the ground and one standinen over

And the one standinen over pisses and shitses into the one layinen on the groundses holes
"Hey Aleb come give me a Montgomery Cooler GEKGEKGEKGEK"

"no"

turd mongoler 

turd mongoler- when an individual unknowingly craps on a pre-existing turd that is submerged in the bowl water itself, creating a gargantuan mound of fecal matter. the individual themself is considered a turd mongoler after the blasphomas crime has been comensed.
needing to deficate histerically, the nieve dumper proceeded to drop his trousers and ireversibly transform into the turd mongoler his mother always feared he would become.