Monkey Stamp

Taint to the forehead

When I asked her to sit on my face, she took me too literally and monkey stamped me instead.

by TurtleCan August 22, 2014

Sea Monkey Stampede

Male orgasm

Right to sleep last night........had an unscheduled Sea Monkey Stampede.

by Johannes Baptine March 14, 2023

food stamp money

Money acquired by selling ones or a loved ones food stamps, usually for much less than they are actually worth, usually to purchase drugs, alcohol, or weapons.

The dude came by the other day trying to sell me his girlfriends foodstamps. tryin to get that food stamp money.

by Dr.Dankenstein March 9, 2009

Monkeystomp

1. The act of persecution to a male’s genitalia by a swift and efficient stomp to the scrotum.

2. The act of persecution to a female’s genitalia by a swift and efficient stomp to the ovaries or vagina.

3. One of the worst forms of beating another human being. Usually leaves the victim in the ER getting their ear sewn back on.

Holy shit, did you see how hardcore Riss just monkeystomped that douchebag?

by Drew The Pirate August 27, 2008