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Monkey Monkey Monkey 

some stupid ass thing gorilla tag kids say when they get tagged ig. jmancurly said it and then the stinky 5 year olds started screaming it.
You: "Haha get tagged!"
Kid: "Monkey monkey monkey!"
You: "Kys."

monkey monkey sal 

a female who is particularly monkey-like in many ways. an affectionate nickname for a girl who may or not not be related to monkeys.
'hey, look, its monkey monkey sal'

Monkey-monkey

Monkey-monkey is an act where a father (if they are around) will wrestle with their son, often winning and then proceeding to torment the child, in hopefully legal ways, whilst they are locked into position from the father's overwhelming strength. These methods consist of dropping spit onto their face, bending limbs in never before imagined ways, etc.
Billy is about to learn what Monkey-monkey means.
Monkey-monkey by BeefyNinja April 13, 2022

monkey monkey football 

Another word for a three-some
The guy ask the 2 girls if they want to play monkey monkey football
monkey monkey football by j-me lynn January 14, 2014

the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire 

1. an existential conundrum that involves both the strong desire to possess the monkey while simultaneously rejecting it.

2. an alternate state of consciousness in which one can both covet and despise the same object, idol, concept or place. may also apply to mommy, daddy, ABCs, elmo.
jack: "monkey."

jack: "NO MONKEY."

jack: "monkey."

daddy: "i believe we're stuck in the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire again."

monkey see monkey do 

an expression describing someone who imitates another person's actions, good or bad,simply by having watched them before.
"OMG did you about little Billy from down the street?? apparently he burned a house down...right here in the neighborhood!!"

"yeah, well his older brother used to do the same thing when he was around...monkey see monkey do I guess."
monkey see monkey do by polo November 25, 2004
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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