Monkey-monkey is an act where a father (if they are around) will wrestle with their son, often winning and then proceeding to torment the child, in hopefully legal ways, whilst they are locked into position from the father's overwhelming strength. These methods consist of dropping spit onto their face, bending limbs in never before imagined ways, etc.

Billy is about to learn what Monkey-monkey means.

Monkey-monkey by BeefyNinja April 13, 2022

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monkey monkey football

Another word for a three-some

The guy ask the 2 girls if they want to play monkey monkey football

monkey monkey football by j-me lynn January 14, 2014

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the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire

1. an existential conundrum that involves both the strong desire to possess the monkey while simultaneously rejecting it.

2. an alternate state of consciousness in which one can both covet and despise the same object, idol, concept or place. may also apply to mommy, daddy, ABCs, elmo.

jack: "monkey."

jack: "NO MONKEY."

jack: "monkey."

daddy: "i believe we're stuck in the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire again."

the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire by big poppa philosophical August 30, 2010

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monkey see monkey do

an expression describing someone who imitates another person's actions, good or bad,simply by having watched them before.

"OMG did you about little Billy from down the street?? apparently he burned a house down...right here in the neighborhood!!"

"yeah, well his older brother used to do the same thing when he was around...monkey see monkey do I guess."

monkey see monkey do by polo November 25, 2004

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