Monkey Gun
Monkey Gun by McthicclesZachy March 8, 2021
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Gun Monkey
A term used to describe a worker that the boss really hates. Essentially a monkey they want to rid themselves of, hence the gun. Related to the cardfightback response.
Gun Monkey by Cardfightback February 11, 2014
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Gun Monkey
A gun monkey is one that is about to shoot a rifle or pistol but instead of shooting they are aiming down the sight and fiddling with the bells and whistles of the gun creating a sense of anticipation to anyone watching
Gun Monkey by Mrpeaches21 May 1, 2021
Money gun
Money gun by Two-blocked July 13, 2022
Gun Money Handshake
A common practice of selling firearms in an informal setting without submitting the purchaser to a background check. Surprisingly, it is perfectly legal in most places for rifles and shotguns but handguns are usually prohibited (considering statistics, rifles and shotguns are used in a small percentage of crime).
GMH makes purchasing old or used guns at shows or flea markets a breeze. However, you must always fill out paperwork to purchase new firearms from a dealer.
GMH makes purchasing old or used guns at shows or flea markets a breeze. However, you must always fill out paperwork to purchase new firearms from a dealer.
Gun Money Handshake:
Guy: Wow, M1 Garands! How much for this one?
Old Guy: $800 please.
Guy: <pays> Here you go.
Old Guy: Pleasure doing business.
Background check:
Guy: Cool, the new Bushmaster ACR! I'll take it!
Dealer: Have a seat and fill out this paperwork, please.
<15 mins>
Dealer: <calls insta-check hotline, guy is clear> That'll be $2,715.34 with tax and $20 transfer fee.
Guy: <pays>
Dealer: Pleasure doing business.
Guy: Wow, M1 Garands! How much for this one?
Old Guy: $800 please.
Guy: <pays> Here you go.
Old Guy: Pleasure doing business.
Background check:
Guy: Cool, the new Bushmaster ACR! I'll take it!
Dealer: Have a seat and fill out this paperwork, please.
<15 mins>
Dealer: <calls insta-check hotline, guy is clear> That'll be $2,715.34 with tax and $20 transfer fee.
Guy: <pays>
Dealer: Pleasure doing business.
Gun Money Handshake by PinkPanzer November 26, 2011
Gun Range Money
In Reference to Baltimore, MD native Tom Clancy, and his petition to install a gun range in his 17,000 sqf penthouse apartment in the Ritz Carlton Residences in Baltimore's inner harbor.
I was hanging at the club the other night with this guy, dude had Gun Range money!! He was buying drinks for everybody!
Gun Range Money by Bubbles Barksdale April 3, 2011
gunga monkey
gunga monkey by anonymous December 9, 2020
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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