1. used for any undescribable secretion, act, behavior, or smell in a sexual or non sexual situation.
2. Gathered filth under the front seat of you pathetic beater car.
3. The fluid floating on top of Dannon fruit on the bottom yogurt.
2. Gathered filth under the front seat of you pathetic beater car.
3. The fluid floating on top of Dannon fruit on the bottom yogurt.
1. The girl was so hot, i couldn't wait to go down on her, but when she took off her panties, her hoo hoo was covered with.... with.... MONKEY FUNCH!
2. No dude, i cant shoot hoops today, i gotta clean the munkey funch from under my drivers seat.
3. I gotta pour that Monkey Funch off of my yogurt, I aint eatin that!
2. No dude, i cant shoot hoops today, i gotta clean the munkey funch from under my drivers seat.
3. I gotta pour that Monkey Funch off of my yogurt, I aint eatin that!
by Kirk Anderson and Mark VanVlack December 3, 2005
Get the Monkey Funch mug.This is what happens to a white sluts cunt the first times she is screwed by a black guy which renders here useless to any white man for the rest of her life since it instantly lowers her status to honorary nigger white trash slut.
Rob: Something stinks! You smell that?
Josh: Yeah its probably Kelly's puss she's been monkeypunched.
Rob: Nasty mudshark bitch!
Josh: Yeah its probably Kelly's puss she's been monkeypunched.
Rob: Nasty mudshark bitch!
by jbadd April 26, 2009
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v the act of slapping oneself on the chest with an open hand and holding the other hand directly beneath the anus to collect excrement during intercourse, possibly followed by flinging.
by swingin sam January 19, 2004
Get the monkeypunch mug.When tribal men seen whites walk into the forest to watch monkeys they called them monkeymunchers because they couldent pronounce the word monkey-watchers
'OMFG another monkeymuncher!!!!'
by Dan July 19, 2004
Get the monkeymuncher mug.(n) (1) A male homosexual, esp. one who engages in oral sex. (2) A girl or woman who engages in oral sex with a boy or man.
by J.M. Sweet February 22, 2004
Get the monkeymunch mug.The sexual acting of fully inserting an unpeeled ripe banana into another's orifice, and after complete insertion, reaching in and grabbing the banana in hand, enclosing the hand around the fruit making a fist, and attempting to remove the ripe fruit from the orifice repeatedly, causing the fruit to burst and squish internally in hand against the muscular closure force incurred by the orifice, until the hand is removed with a ruined banana. Metaphorically akin to the water finding trap used on baboons in the Sahara, or raccoon traps used in the American South as described in the novel "Where The Red Fern Grows"
The monkeypunching caused a prolapse that was as sweet as it was ejaculatory.
The monkeypuching did not go as planned, as an unripe banana was used, resulting in hemorrhaging, rather than hemmeroids.
The monkeypuching did not go as planned, as an unripe banana was used, resulting in hemorrhaging, rather than hemmeroids.
by Profane Virtue July 18, 2024
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