Monkey Fisting

When a guy is so old that his balls hang low enough to drag on the ground like a monkey whose knuckles are just dragging behind him as he walks. Another phrase for Old Balls

HA YOU'RE 21?!?!?! MAN YOUR BALLS ARE SO MONKEY FISTING.

Monkey Fisting by Q?Z? July 22, 2009

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Monkeyfisting

The act of shitting in one's hand and making a fist. Then proceeding to shove one's fist in their partner's rectum

Chad and I enjoy a good monkeyfisting every night.

Monkeyfisting by Zomboy595 December 23, 2016

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Monkeyfishing

To write a story on a web site (the more respectable and prominent the better) that is complete and abject bullshit. From a famous incident involving Slate magazine where a writer wrote a story positing a sport involving fishing rods, oranges and simians, and (surprise!) it all turned out to be fabricated.

Obama is really the love child of Raquel Welch and Sammy Davis Junior? Interesting theory, but I think you're monkeyfishing.

Monkeyfishing by Odgred Weary October 20, 2010

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Monkeyfisting

Waving one's clenched fists around in the air (usually done while pissed off) while screaming and yelling at someone or something, thus appearing to be an angry monkey.

I cut some guy off in traffic today and he got out of his car and started monkeyfisting.

Monkeyfisting by Jen Brauer May 6, 2010

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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