Monkey Dicked

When you and your girlfriend/wife are alone and you remove your pants down to your male piston and start screaming and hollaring as of a monkey shaking and swing tenderloin all in her face smacking leaving peter prints all over her face, after done you say.. you just been monkey dicked!

Did you see Mary’s face Kim ...it looks like she got monkey dicked last night.

by 😝EB Mfers😝 June 15, 2018

monkey dick

an idiot,or dumb ass

your such a monkey dick

by kirkas January 25, 2009

monkey dicking

When a female has a strong hold of a "penis" and won't let go till she has a firm grasp of the next "penis" in line.

Michael lea, "jeez Ian and Mick have been victim to some monkey dicking in the past".

by Monkey Dicking January 22, 2017

monkey dick

Colorful term for a Vienna sausage, probably military slang. Compare to foreskins on toast.

Let's open a can of monkey dicks. I'm in the mood for pig in a blanket.

by A. Hick July 23, 2006

monkey dick

a bluetooth headset in some ones ear.

bluetooth guy: "Yes Jim, We are hitting an all time record on the charts! We should celebrate with crumpets and tea my lad."

random guy: "Hey dude, are you talking to me?"

bluetooth guy: "No sir, I am not, I am on the phone."

random guy: "You don't look like you're on the phone, pull that Monkey Dick out of your ear you fag!"

bluetooth guy: "Oh my, how atrocious you are! *faints*"

by niggerama February 27, 2008

monkey dick

Breakfast sausage or sausage links. This term is used in military chow halls and prisons.

Let's cook eggs and monkey dicks for breakfast.

by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005

Monkey Dick

A penis that is long but skinny or thin. A monkey dick is generally considered to be undesirable and can be used as an insult.

1. John has a monkey dick, ewwwwww man!

2. Dont be such a monkey dick.

3. Wow, you're such a fag I bet you have a monkey dick.

4. What did it look like. Well, he had a monkey dick.

by Waster Faceter October 14, 2010