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Cuddle Monkey

Someone who loves to be cuddled, or loves to cuddle with others
My boyfriend is such a cuddle monkey, he cuddles with me whenever he gets the chance. Even though it gets annoying, I love it.
Cuddle Monkey by Mariya Shadowblade February 27, 2009

Cuddle Monkey

A Person who is rather nice to cuddle with, most often male, who often complains when you have to stop cuddling. Certain traits are hatred for wearing a shirt, slimness, stylin shoes, and a fetish for hats.
Zach: Oh my god. You look cold.
Lisa: Perhaps it is because I am cold.
Zach: *cuddle!*
Lisa: Oh wow. You're a cuddle monkey.
Zach: You love eet.
Cuddle Monkey by Sexysoup May 10, 2008

cuddle monkey

a soft arse bloke with a twat as a farther
Stuart is a cuddle monkey LOLOLOLOL
cuddle monkey by chris February 16, 2005

monkeycuddle 

To cuddle somebody, as though you were a monkey.
"Let's monkeycuddle."
monkeycuddle by True Elroy April 27, 2004

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026