Monkey Bang 

From the hours 12AM-4AM you can run into garages sideways at full speed with the intent to make large dents and/or holes in the garage.

“Yo, me and the boys just monkey banged that garage and totally destroyed it.”

Monkey Bang by monkeybanger69 August 4, 2020

Guatemalan Treetop Monkey Bang 

The sexual occurrence of two mestizo females seated on the male, one on the male's face and one on his erect penis while another female throws poo at the male whilst seated on a bookcase or some other high vantage point.

I contracted SuperHerpes while engaged in a Guatemalan Treetop Monkey Bang, and the SuperHerpes won't stop singing about it.

Guatemalan Treetop Monkey Bang by Mizerk July 10, 2010

bang your monkey 

Bang your monkey is slang for male masterbation. It's secondary meaning comes from the Jim Rome Show. It means to call the local program director at your am sports talk show and bitch at him.

She said I want to bang your monkey all day long!

bang your monkey by Silk Brah March 20, 2008

G money and ang bang 

Seriously awesome rappers who reside in western new york while providing insanely awesome music to throughout the globe.

G money and ang bang are super cool!

G money and ang bang by Funniest one evaaaa October 1, 2023

money gang shit bang 

A term used to describe da thug lyfe of Runcorn

Watch out here comes the money gang shit bang

money gang shit bang by Man Like James January 28, 2017

Banging the Monkey 

1. A hopeless situation with no satisfactory solution
2. To fail spectacularly, as in 'screw the pooch'
3. To continue fighting though you cannot win
4. A legendary bout of partying

"Beating your head against the wall, fully aware your
cause was already lost. This was banging the monkey."

Banging the Monkey by Cooney Bamboo January 21, 2020

Bang on the money 

Exactly right my friend. Couldn't have said it better myself!

The glass may be half empty or may be half full but there is certainly room for more wine!

You've got that bang on the money mate!

Bang on the money by Fallen_Alien December 18, 2012