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Monkey Bang 

From the hours 12AM-4AM you can run into garages sideways at full speed with the intent to make large dents and/or holes in the garage.
Yo, me and the boys just monkey banged that garage and totally destroyed it.”
Monkey Bang by monkeybanger69 August 4, 2020
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Guatemalan Treetop Monkey Bang 

The sexual occurrence of two mestizo females seated on the male, one on the male's face and one on his erect penis while another female throws poo at the male whilst seated on a bookcase or some other high vantage point.
I contracted SuperHerpes while engaged in a Guatemalan Treetop Monkey Bang, and the SuperHerpes won't stop singing about it.

bang your monkey 

Bang your monkey is slang for male masterbation. It's secondary meaning comes from the Jim Rome Show. It means to call the local program director at your am sports talk show and bitch at him.
She said I want to bang your monkey all day long!
bang your monkey by Silk Brah March 20, 2008

G money and ang bang 

Seriously awesome rappers who reside in western new york while providing insanely awesome music to throughout the globe.
G money and ang bang are super cool!

money gang shit bang 

A term used to describe da thug lyfe of Runcorn
Watch out here comes the money gang shit bang

Banging the Monkey 

1. A hopeless situation with no satisfactory solution
2. To fail spectacularly, as in 'screw the pooch'
3. To continue fighting though you cannot win
4. A legendary bout of partying
"Beating your head against the wall, fully aware your
cause was already lost. This was banging the monkey."
Banging the Monkey by Cooney Bamboo January 21, 2020

Bang on the money 

Exactly right my friend. Couldn't have said it better myself!
The glass may be half empty or may be half full but there is certainly room for more wine!

You've got that bang on the money mate!
Bang on the money by Fallen_Alien December 18, 2012
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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