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Monkey, Sandmonkey 

When somebody, especially bloggers, refuse to tell you their name in social ocassion, trying to maintan the aura of mystery. (After: Bond, James Bond, off course)
Tom: I'm Tom, I'm a big fan of your blog
SM: And I'm Monkey, Sandmonkey..let's just leave it at that
Monkey, Sandmonkey by ZicoWico August 20, 2006
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sand monkey 

Disparaging term for people from the Arab/North African regions.
See sand nigger, towelhead, muslim, arabs.
sand monkey by one of you November 5, 2004

Sand monkey 

A racial discriminatory slang term used to describe a Middle Eastern individual.
Good for nothing "sand monkey".
Sand monkey by angel3x2 March 28, 2009

sand monkey 

a racial slur and derogatory general word for Arabs, Muslims, and terrorists
Teacher: Okay, children we have a new student from Afghanistan
Obnoxious Student: Lynch that sand monkey right now dammit!
sand monkey by TRMT12 August 14, 2008

sand monkey 

arab towel head who sits on his camel all day out in the desert
"You see that new Arab kid?"
"Yeah, where he came from he was the biggest sand monkey"
sand monkey by Ian Hunter is gay February 23, 2003

Sand Monkey 

A camel riding, towel headed, goatfucking terrorist. They beat their wife and kill fags.
Those goddam sand monkeys 🐵 šŸ‘³šŸ¾ ā™‚ļøtried to blow up another building

Sand Monkey 

Sand Monkey: A person that is born within African American and Middle Eastern descent. i.e. sand nigger and porch monkey. In essence, a Sand Monkey is a person that is a sand nigger and a porch monkey combined into one person.
Billy: Look at that Sand Monkey over there! He's really accomplishing the task of finishing his nig stick.

Timmy: What's a Sand Monkey, Billy?

Billy: A Sand Monkey is a sand nigger and a porch monkey combined.
Sand Monkey by Darkshadow33 March 18, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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