Sand Monkey: A person that is born within African American and Middle Eastern descent. i.e. sand nigger and porch monkey. In essence, a Sand Monkey is a person that is a sand nigger and a porch monkey combined into one person.
Billy: Look at that Sand Monkey over there! He's really accomplishing the task of finishing his nig stick.
Timmy: What's a Sand Monkey, Billy?
Billy: A Sand Monkey is a sand nigger and a porch monkey combined.
Timmy: What's a Sand Monkey, Billy?
Billy: A Sand Monkey is a sand nigger and a porch monkey combined.
by Darkshadow33 March 03, 2011