Monkery

An act of foolishness that results in popularity.

I got a girlfriend by making a monkery of myself.

by The Some December 07, 2020

Monkery

a punk rock band that has wailing guitars and power chords that just rock out loud

The Monkery played at the Bloomfield cafe.

by xwrdx January 16, 2007

monkery

Absolute mayhem and stupidity. Originated from a cross between the words monkey business and buffoonery.

"You boys stop that monkery this instant!"

After the game, the monkery that ensued was unspeakable.

by Vipossk October 21, 2004

monkery

The process by which a previously normal person undergoes a Hollywood version of spiritual enlightenment and training. After this training (which is always set in inhospitable places, preferrably in Asia) the person comes back Chuck Norris level badass.

Batman Begins, training sequence. THAT was some serious monkery.

The 80's had a lot of monkery going on as well. Rocky IV training sequence, anything with Van Damme in it, and of course, Hard to Kill. His monkery was a coma.

by Apemorty August 08, 2006

Coon Monkery

Coon Monkery is a phrase that is offensive to the African-American community and also mostly used when someone is mad at a test or a game, etc.

Very Angry Person: “ What The Hell How Did He Get Me Bruh This Is Absolute Coon Monkery Right Here”

by Peter Griffins November 02, 2022