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monkey time 

a block of time, carefully set aside for the sole purpose of engaging in auto-erotic behavior
Mom: Has anyone seen Rufus? I can't find the little dude.
Young son and Rufus' bro: Check the basement closet. It's monkey time in RufusLand. Ole'.

Monkey Time 

Expression referring to the desperate attempt to get the bartender's attention. Appropriate to use when the bar is crowded. Originates from North-East Iceland.
"Wow, look at all those people at the bar, I don't fancy joining that monkey time".
Monkey Time by IcelandBoy August 25, 2017

monk time 

when, after sex, a man turns and goes to sleep.
after Marc and Stacey finished having sex Marc needed his monk time,so he turned around and went to sleep
monk time by ely123456 April 25, 2011

aa aaa monkey time 

A phrase you would use to change the topic in a dark situation.
Jack: "Dude... My dad died."

Joel: "AA AAA MONKEY TIME!"
aa aaa monkey time by notmoosh123 November 17, 2018

Monkey Time 

A monkey with a AK 47 will come to your house, and destroy the things you love.
Monkey Time: A monkey with a AK 47 came to my house, and destroyed my play-doh boots.
Monkey Time by BobTheBird5 March 6, 2021

Monkey time 

Boyfriend: hey baby it's "monkey time".
Girlfriend: be there in a second.
Monkey time by Anonymous5926 November 27, 2022