monistat 

a medicine for treating nasty girls vaginas (yeast infections) that have fug nasty output

symptoms of a yeast infection include THICK, WHITE, AND LUMPY VAGINAL DISCHARGE SIMILAR TO COTTAGE CHEESE

Shes been brewin some of her homemade cottage cheese so I think ill buy her some Monistat.

monistat by i <3 cottage cheese May 16, 2005

Moistatious 

The effect on women when they are being flirtatious which makes them moist

Candy: "I was flirting with this hot guy last night in the club, he was making me moistatious"

Moistatious by Superbri July 15, 2015

Moniskat 7 

Wicked-ass ska band from guam. Actually has horn players, compared to other silly ska bands with that guitar-keyboard instrument bullshit. Comparable to Reel Big Fish and the Specials in their prime.

Still doesn't hold a candle to slavesoul when it comes to jaw-dropping anal fistin' live shows, though.

"My friends play for a Moniskat 7, a ska band. They get the chicks wet."

Moniskat 7 by slavetical June 7, 2003

Moistatocity 

The level of how wet a chick is. This is through masturbation, sex, or however the fuck people get off nowadays. It is from 1-10, 1 being being like the Mojave Desert, and 10 is actually considered one of the wonders of the world. It is also called "waterfall vagina" or "the fifth ocean" and is extremely rare. Proceed with caution when around a one as it can cause penile rashes. 10 also poses a threat to water-logging your penis. It is said in legend that Albert Einstein himself created the scale of moistatocity to tell his brothers how wet the bitches were when he would get them. Chuck Norris (also in legend) is said to have had experienced 10s throughout all intercourse he has participated in, whether that be women masturbating to him, or actually fucking them. All hail the moistatocity scale!

"So Tommy, I heard you got another bitch last night. What was her level of moistatocity?"

"I'd give her 7. Because I make all the bitches wet.

Moistatocity by Istrokebananas69 August 12, 2014

Moniskat 7 

a cure to female infection by mind blowing ska sounds that only members of this band can make happen.

Yesterday I was itchy, but Moniskat7 fixed that. Heehee

Moniskat 7 by Dawn August 5, 2003