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Mongolian barbecue 

A variation on the classic "69" position, this act involves both partners licking each others' anus simultaneously.
Jane was tired of being the only salad tosser in the relationship, so she talked John into trying a little Mongolian barbecue.
Mongolian barbecue by D4W May 27, 2006

Mongolian Barbecue 

a restaurant where you serve yourself with small, inconvient dishes that when you finally get to the grill. you only like 5 pieces of chicken
"im so hungry, lets go to Mongolian Barbecue!"
nah, you wont get any food, their dishes are to small
Mongolian Barbecue by usafchef September 10, 2011

Mongolian Barbecue 

The act of receiving simultaneous anal cunnilingus and a hand job immediately after receiving a blumpkin following a hard, sweaty workout.
Roommate 1: Hey we're out of toilet paper.
Roommate 2: Thats ok, just get a mongolian barbecue with your girlfriend.

Roommate1: I better make sure we still have toothpaste.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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