mondelaying 

The art of doing nothing for an extended period of time

What you doing?

Nothing much. Just mondelaying

mondelaying by Mondelaying November 3, 2021

Mongelating 

Someone who acts autistic around you and isn’t actually autistic

Look at that guy he is mongelating

Mongelating by Goatfacekiller November 14, 2021

Mondaying 

The act of struggling to get through the working day without putting in an ounce of work. Named for the day that most people do the deed itself. Mondaying is a complex activity, including coffee, internet and a theatrical element- pretending to work - whenever people walk past.

I was totally Mondaying all day today.

I was hungover and couldn't be bothered; I just Mondayed.

Mondaying by Kidsturk May 12, 2007