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money box 

so 'e put 'is wanger in me money box 'n didn't even pay me tupence."
money box by J E. Walker May 9, 2003
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Money box 

A box at a party, event or gathering; were the guests put money in if they would like to do so, as a gift.
Hey, theres going to be a money box at my party if you want to put some money in it.
Money box by Ozzie Martinez June 9, 2018

slug in a money box 

When your cock isn't up to it and it resembles a slug but you try to stuff it in anyway and the receiving hole is tight. Like the opening coin slot on a money box.
"Hey Colin did you get laid last night?"
"Yeah bruv, me cock wasn't interested though so it was like sticking a slug in a money box"
slug in a money box by Bixadon December 15, 2017

Shoe Box Money 

Money saved or stored by a non-traditional method (inside of a Shoe Box) without F.D.I.C. protection, enabling easy fee-free banking from a secure private location, usually ones residence.
Penelope was perplexed at her friends concern over ATM fees or government oversight because her Shoe Box Money was self managed.
Shoe Box Money by EastWordz February 15, 2015
Word of the Day on February 21, 2015

Monkey Box

A pipe made out of house-hold items.
I made a monkey box out of a soda bottle and some gum.
Monkey Box by P Dittle October 9, 2005

Box Monkey 

Someone who works as a loader for UPS and is seen as nothing more than a used up piece of machinery.
"What do you do for a living?"
"Well, I'm a box monkey for UPS."
Box Monkey by Kittylace August 28, 2008

Box-Monkey 

A person who recieves any kind of STD from a monkey or other mammal and licks it once or twice a day while sitting in a box.
friend: did u see james franco at the grammys?

guy: yeah , he looked like he just finished doing a Box-Monkey .
Box-Monkey by charles97012 March 20, 2011
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Modified derivative of granola.
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murderhobo 

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murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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